ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”


ruinedchildhood:

Mean Girls Bloopers [x]

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humansinthesky:

when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants

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disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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relahvant:

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

this guy is my hero

  • fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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